- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Your mam is so fat.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

how do you call someone? use a phone

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