Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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