- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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