- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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