What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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