- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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