What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Jebron Lames.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Anti Joke

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