How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Anti Joke

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