Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Mooses

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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My Butthole.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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