Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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