your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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5 people are walking

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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