Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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haha

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Feminism.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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