- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

woman's rights

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

I'm gay.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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