Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Indians

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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