- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's just not right? Left

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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