- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

My dog barks when someones at the door.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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