why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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