- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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