- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

No soup for you!

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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