- Anti Joke

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.