What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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I read the terms of service.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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