Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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