- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

This is a joke.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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