Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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