Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Julian Ha.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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