"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Who is it?

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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the redsox

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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