If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Anti Joke

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