- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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