Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Anti Joke

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