- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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