- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

hey guys im gay

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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