- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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