- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

hi charles lattuca III

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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