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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A fish swims up your penis...

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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