There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A women left the kitchen.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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