What is white and black and red all over.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How old is your mom Dead

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Sarah Palin

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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