Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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