Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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