Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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