How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

that wall over there ->

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Sex

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Daniel is a fag

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why? Why not?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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