- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Wait! hundred billions!

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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