Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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