- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

i just wrote this so hard

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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