- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A drunk guy walks into a car

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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