- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

you see theres this guy.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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