Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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