- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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