- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do black people eat? Food.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Ross.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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