How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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miha kako si?

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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women's rights.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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