Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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My mum is called Steve

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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womans having rights.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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