Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Anti Joke

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