- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why? Why not?

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

I? Everett

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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