What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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tommy is retared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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