A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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