Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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