How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

The cream, it is coming

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the new green? Green

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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