Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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