What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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