Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Ol-ive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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My jeans

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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