- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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