Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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