- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

knock knock Goodbye

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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