boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Ehh

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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