- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

mexicans fishing

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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