What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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I walk into a bar...

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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