- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Your mother is average.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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