- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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