HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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