- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

who is not good looking? mon morello

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