- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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