U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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