What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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