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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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