- Anti Joke

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?