- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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