Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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