- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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