- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How about that airline food?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Jersey Shore.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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