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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A man walks into a bar

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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