- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's blue? The sky.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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