- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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