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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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