- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

I enjoy Popcorn

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