Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

I hate blackniggers

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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