- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

i'm hard

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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