Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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