A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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boner

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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