- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Ehh

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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