- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

don't just stand there

YOLO

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

I forgot what i was gonna say

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