What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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feminism

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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A van drives into a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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