Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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