- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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