You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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sucks Syntax...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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