- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Dude man, I'm high...

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

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