- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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