- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock Knock. Doors open

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Pianos.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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