- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why are balck people black because they are

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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