- Anti Joke

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Caroline Kelly.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle