- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

women's rights.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Immigration Laws

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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