- Anti Joke

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.