How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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