- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is better than tissues? Correct!

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Turkeys are obese

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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