Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Sex

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Microwave

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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