An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Vaginal secretions

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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