What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Women's Rights..

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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