- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

are you gay does your mom know

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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