- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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