- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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