Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

cory

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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