how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What would Muhammed do?

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