- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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