Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

7+5=12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Women's Rights

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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