What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Okay.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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