women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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