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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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