- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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