- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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