- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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