What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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