- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Face...tastes like chicken!

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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