- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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