What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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