- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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