- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

VITAMIN C!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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