- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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