how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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arena football

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Anti Joke

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