- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Hi.

You and your parents are going to die today

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

My Boyfriend

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Terraria

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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