Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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