What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What's 9 + 10 19

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Dumbledore dies.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Phew... it's gone.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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