Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's brown an sticky Shit

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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