A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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