why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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