- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

bite me

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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