- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Iif your reading this ur gay

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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