- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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what is orange? an orange

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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