Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Adam Chebali has no life

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

BIG PENIS

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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