Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A American seeking into mexico

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

black people

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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