What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Tim likes girls

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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