- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

whats up and also down? your mum

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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