Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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penis in the camel

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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