- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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