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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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