- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Women's Rights

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Guest what in the butt

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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