What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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