Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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