- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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