What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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