How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

the WNBA.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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