- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Cliterus

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Hail Hitler

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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