- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Please don't shoot me

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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