Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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