- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

rent a cops

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Where's my baby??

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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