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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

all the kids had fun

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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