What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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