- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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I just drank a cola.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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