- Anti Joke

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.