White men's rights

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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