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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

The cream, it is coming

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's the new green? Green

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road