"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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