- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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