- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Chris Bosh's neck

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did you step on my watermelon?

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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