A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Your life

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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