It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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the economy.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Nickelback.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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