- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Loperson

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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