What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

whats chinese noodles

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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