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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

PENIS that is all

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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