Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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