Mooses

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

My Butthole.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

I am very humble.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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