- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Your life

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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